2026-05-29

Hell Hath No Fury (Like a Madonna Scorned)

 
Seeing as she has been such a primary vector and conduit for metaphysical evil and cultural degeneracy for the past forty years, it's no surprise that Madonna would play a role in the mythopoetic magical mystery play of the Siren. 


2026-05-21

Eatin' to the Eighties: Your Summer Party Megamix has Arrived


From the cities to the suburbs to the countryside, I hear the people shout it out everywhere I go: "The Twenty-First Century sucks - how can we go back to the Eighties?"


2026-05-09

Robert Fripp, Sorcerer of Sound


Robert Fripp has been ripping the guitar apart and putting it all back together wrong for almost 60 years. He never got the memo that "progressive rock" is just a label, that it's not actually supposed to progress... 


2026-04-30

Secret Sun Hit Parade: 77 from 1977


Continuing with my yearly playlists, we have the pivotal year of 1977. Disco and punk rock may have gotten all the headlines that year, but regular old rock and roll was still moving units...

2026-04-21

Farewell, Prince Dionysus

 

We lost Prince and Vanity in 2016

As we observe the tenth anniversary of Prince's passing, here is the elegy I wrote for him...