Eatin' to the Eighties: Your Summer Party Megamix has Arrived

From the cities to the suburbs to the countryside, I hear the people shout it out everywhere I go: "The Twenty-First Century sucks - how can we go back to the Eighties?"

Well, I'm here to tell you that there's no better way to go back to that glorious decade of Peak America than with music.

Pop music was everywhere you went back then, blasting from radios, car stereos, and storefronts. The Eighties were truly a better time, a younger time, a more hopeful and creative time, and the music was a huge part of that.

So as a public service, I've carefully curated these playlists in order to help you escape from this worthless century and its submoronic/trash pop culture. They're just the ticket for your Memorial Day cookouts, beach parties or roadtrips. 

Crank up the tunes, dudes and dudettes, and feel the oppression, enervation, mental sickness, and a total lack of creativity of 2026 melt away like a soft pat of butter on hot asphalt. 

No need to thank me - your joy will be repayment enough.

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